Peggy is the one to get stuck in ice in and survive the century. Pepper doesn’t get rid of Extremis and becomes Rescue. Bruce Banner stays under the radar leaving Betty as the authority in gamma radiation. Jane retains some of the Aether’s powers. Thor is busy ruling Asgard, therefore Sif is the one tasked to retrieve the Tesseract. Director Fury rounds them all up along with Black Widow for his Avengers Initiative and, Barton being compromised, Maria Hill steps up as the marksman of the team.
tldr; the ladies save the world instead
if im not in a relationship by the end of 2013 im turning to voodoo
Peter Capaldi: ‘A lot of surrealist art is about sex’
when u use ur boobs to get someone to notice u
once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes
I’m a hopeless romantic with a dirty mind who has high standards.
Um EXCUSE! Many beverage too large for birb?? Would like flavor milk in thimble, maybe not big cup.